Mistress Maxine's Mystery Auction! About My Item C'mon boys, it's time for you to guess what's in My box!I'm talking about the *surprise* box that I'm about to fill for you, lol. In this auction. Get those wanktastic thoughts out of your brain! Besides, I don't need an excuse to fill My little pink box... and you can only *wish* that I'd tell you about it! Seriously, My house is getting a bit cluttered, and I'd like to clear it out. None of this junk means anything to Me - old toothbrushes, washcloths that I don't feel like washing, half used lipsticks I no longer like, a random stinky sock, a roll of film I never got developed - whatever. Who knows. All I care about is that My junk drawer is full, and this stuff means *way* more to a loser like you than it ever will to a Goddess like Me. So I'm giving you fucktards the chance to clean My house for Me! Each bid gets *one* item handpicked by Me. Actually, I'm just going to grab the first thing I find, throw it in a box, and send it to you. It may be exactly what you were hoping for, or it might be something you never even *knew* you wanted (I'm that good, lol), but bid as many times as you want to increase your odds of receiving the perfect addition to your Mistress Maxine shrine. Who knows, you might open the box and spend a few hours lost in the mist of My gently aged footstench, looking over photos of that party I forgot I went to last summer, imagining how I must have ruined the dress you're holding... or just wracking your cumbrained mind as to what the hell your Mistress has sent you! Depends on your luck - and My mood. Any of you asswipes out there brave enough to face the Unknown? Lol All of My items require $6 for shipping and handling... this might be a huge package, but no matter how many items you get, I'll ship them all together for just a $1 per extra item. No need to thank Me. I accept several types of online payment and gift cards, as well as mailed payments to My P.O. Box. This is a Dutch auction, so pay as soon as you bid for the fastest delivery. I know you've got no balls, so bid because your Mistress said to!